I've been suffering terrible pains in both my elbows of late, they both constantly feel as if they're bruised and beaten, I knocked the left one on my door stile last week and the thing is swollen black and blue. I've talked myself into believing I have Leukemia or Osteoporosis or some equally as horrific bone disease. I refuse to see a doctor, no good can come of it.
Either I'll find I'm terminally ill and I must quit smoking, or I'm a hypochondriac, and I need to quit smoking.